House opens with a man looking at leaves out of his window. Seems like a normal man – drinking coffee, checking off….lists? Has five coffee makers on his counter. His daughter comes in and they have a very weird discussion. He goes to use the last coffee pot and it’s empty – then sees that they’re all empty, even though he just used them. Gets out more coffee and sees that the coffee pots are GONE. Yup, he’s hallucinating. His daughter is back again and says that it’s 4:30 – when just a few minutes ago it was 8:15. He’s losing track of time. Next thing he knows he’s in the living room in front of his laptop. And we go to the opening song…
House comes in and Cuddy tells him he’s late. She says they’ve got a new patient.
Cuddy: 37 year old man, recurring blackouts.
House: Tell him to switch from tequila to burbon.
House switches the conversation from the prospective patient to her potential adoption and he finds out that she’s meeting the new potential mother.
House and the ducklings are diagnosing when House does the “pick a date” scene on the board as to when Cuddy will back out of the adoption. POtW is a consumer tester. House asks them to check his home for toxins and Kutner is IN on the baby pool, under the pseudonym “Skutner”. House thinks she’ll meet the mom and bolt.
Taub and 13 are at the house and we learn that the POtW is a single dad and that he only “smelled” the coffee. Taub thinks that single parents shouldn’t be single parents.
Thirteen: My dad was great.
Taub: He might be the exception. On the other hand, you are fairly screwed up.
Thirteen finds mold behind the baseboard and begins testing the daughter for exposure to mold. The POtW’s kid goes to school and really nowhere else. Thirteen and Foreman are in the lobby and see Mr. Harmon (POtW) standing in the hallway and he keeps repeating “I have an appointment, I really have to go”. Foreman thinks that he’s asleep – sleepwalking.
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