ANOTHER CANE GIVEAWAY!
We’re coming down to the wire - the new season of House will start before we know it! YES! My Myspace page is totally pimped out waiting for it…yes, I have a Myspace page…yes, I got suckered into it…
So Fashionable Canes is giving us ANOTHER Flame Walking Cane to give away! They rock! This time, in order to win, I want you to tell me who you think should guest-star on House! Bonus points if you describe what kind of character they’d be and/or why their character would need Dr. House.
My best friend said that Britney Spears should have an implant break…I think she should be seen by House after her horrible performance at the VMA’s this year!
Couldn’t you see it? She could go to the good doctor after her performance.
“Ya’ll, I don’t know why I stumbled around…things looked fuzzy…I had a hard time keeping my balance…I couldn’t lipsink my song…”
“Ms. Spears - you were high on drugs and have no talent. There, you’re cured. Next?”
So which celebrity do YOU think should be seen by House?
E-mail me at randi.morse@hughes.net - Entries accepted until Friday at noon, EST, and winner will be chosen by my “posse”, and announced, by that evening.
WARNING: Winners that are NOT in the continental US will have to pay the extra shipping - sorry!
Good luck!
And for a funny read of the VMA’s (and where I got the Britney photo from), check out Trashy Celebs!
House, Fashionable Canes, Britney Spears, MTV, VMA


September 10th, 2007 at 1:07 pm
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September 10th, 2007 at 1:44 pm
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September 10th, 2007 at 6:38 pm
I think that Forrest Whitaker should guest star on House MD, because he brought a huge role to E.R. and if you think about it, the creators of House MD are more clever than those of E.R. (not to say that they are bad) but imagine, the episodes with Forrest Whitaker were a couple of there bests, he gave good acting and he would add to the show, tremendously. So if he went on House, the writers could give him a character so amazing that it would multiply the greatness of the E.R. episodes by a million, making House M.D. even more untouchable as the world’s best doctor show and show ever!
Forrest Whitaker would play Alex Sangel a clever man that can outwit House’s lackeys, but never House. He would come in, at first, as a clinic patient with chest pains and bloody urine. One of House’s new lackeys,has to cover his butt in clinic duty because he told Cuddy he had interns to weed through, so after checking his urine he/she diagnosis him with nephrotic syndrome and injects him with filgrastim and tells him to go home but you’ll need these every month for the rest of your life. as soon as he leaves he goes into shock and starts to seize. Cuddy gives him to House by force because one of his lackeys did this to him. Throughout the whole episode the case starts to get interesting, and House and his new team get loser and closer to his final diagnosis, just like normal, but the problem in House’s life this time is that Cuddy has given him a contest, if he can go a whole week without once asking permission to have a dangerous test done on a patient she will tell him if she is pregnant or not. Of course House can’t do it, just like the other times, but House makes her feel guilty and she tells him that she isn’t. Back to Forrest Whitaker’s part, Alex would get sicker and sicker, until House finally has a break through and he diagnosis him with Sickle Cell Anemia, a disease that makes the the blood cells a crescent shape (they are normally disks) the treatment is to have folic acid injected every year for the rest of his life.
the episode finishes in another monologue, with Cuddy/Wilson/House sitting in there separate offices thinking about the fight they all had with each other, that was resolved by Cuddy telling the truth to House.
and also I was told to say that Lynn sent me….thanks for reading and I really what that flame cane!
September 12th, 2007 at 8:34 am
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September 12th, 2007 at 7:35 pm
First of all, let me start off my saying Lynn sent me here. lol
anyway, I think George Clooney should guest star. Not as a patient, but as a fellow doctor (not pediatrician though, cuz thats sorta going back to his ER roots and he outgrew that..lol)
Anyway, Clooney would play a character who outsmarts House. He knows that he’s smarter than House and constantly rubs it in House’s face.
House knows Clooney’s character is smarter than he is, but he will never admit it. Until, Cuddy comes along and makes a deal with him. The deal is that Clooney’s character will work as immediate assistant to House himself (this pisses House off). The only way House can stop this from happening is to find four new fellows (he still doesnt have a team) who are willing to work under him and put up with him for free for a year.
September 29th, 2007 at 8:41 pm
Apparently Lynn also sent me here.
I think that Stephen Fry should guest star on House. His on-screen compatability with Hugh Laurie is undoubtably one of the best comedy duos in British history.
There are a number of roles which would be incredibly suiting. The serious, possibly HIV positive tourist who falls foul to some strange disease… the hilarious incident where a gay nymph has an unfortunate encounter with an oddly shaped fruit… the typical neurotic depressive who has an obsession with being diagnosed with *anything* and spends the entire episode following House around trying to get him to diagnose anything and everything, maybe even forcing House to the one place he’s least likely to be found - the clinic!
Or, of couse, Stephen Fry in a brief encounter would be most excellent. Just bumbling in the background, or dressed as a nurse assisting House.
The possibilities are endless!
October 1st, 2007 at 2:56 pm
Ok so hugh laurie should get a magic shchool bus. he should be able to fly into his own heart, where he realizes his problem is not that he is evil, but an evil alien lives inside his heart. he should have to shoot this alien, thus making him good again. if the alien resists, hugh laurie can k.o. it with a triple round house kick.then he should return and make out with kutty, while describing the incident, laughing. then they should go out to get some more percaset or w/e the episode ends with kutty farting.
October 6th, 2007 at 4:03 pm
I Think Brian Blessed Would Make a great Patient,as a schizophrenic agoraphobic ,convinced he is King Richard,His bellowing and antics could get in House’s way of determining his real illness.Pehaps he could even refer to House as Prince Regent as an inside joke for Black adder fans….
October 6th, 2007 at 4:12 pm
addendum to above
AN extremely good way to expand on the above idea:
Rowan Atkinson plays Brian Blessed snivelling son Edmund,more intereted in keeping his father crazy, thus poised to take over the family business….
now that would be fun