Before you read this know that I took a Percocet about a half an hour before I watched the show due to a massive headache that wouldn’t go away – so I guess I’m really Housing it!!
Show starts with what looks to be a Jewish wedding, filmed in a grainy style during the ceremony. The bride (Laura Silverman) tells a woman that she knows she chose well for her.
Roz: I’ve been blessed.
The bride, Roz, and groom are being tossed in the air on chairs when suddenly blood appears on her dress and she falls down to the ground, passed out.
And we’re at PPTH. Wilson heads to the elevator and House cuts Wilson off, to talk about Amber.
Wilson: Amber and I have a lot in common.
House: She’s a cut throat bitch, you cry over dark victory.
A moment later:
House: She’s not dying, is she?
Wilson admits that he’s been dating Amber for four months (holy crap), and that she’s not needy.
House: She’s scary. Why does scary need pathetic?
Wilson even gives House permission to talk to CTB!
The ducklings are starting to diagnose the patient when Kutner admits that he knew that Amber was dating Wilson because he’d asked her out but she had said she was dating someone else (no one else knew that she was dating Wilson). Back to diagnosing - House thinks that she tried to poison herself with carbolic acid.
The rest under the ‘more’ so that we don’t ruin the surprise for anyone who hasnt’ seen it yet!
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