House-isms #5
Here’s another edition to the ongoing list of House-isms that they’re creating over at Fox.com.
“The only thing I hate more than a thief is a crippled thief.”
- Needle in a Haystack
“Hey, you can’t yell at a guy in a wheelchair.”
- Needle in a Haystack
“You guys are still thinking like doctors when you should be thinking like plumbers. Come on, I wanna see some butt crack.”
- Needle in a Haystack
“My life is just one horror after another.”
- Needle in a Haystack
Cuddy: “Is that Vicodin?”
House: “Breath mint. Thought you were going to kiss me.”
- One Day, One Room
“You’ve never seen an after school special? Dawson’s Creek? How do you get to thirty and not know about condoms?”
- One Day, One Room
“If we were to care about every person suffering on this planet, life would shut down.”
- One Day, One Room
“If you called to see the design of my prison tats, they’re still at R&D.”
- Words and Deeds
“When I lead the big patient rebellion, Voldemort here is the first to go.”
- Words and Deeds
“Thanks. I was running short on platitudes. You can leave now.”
- Words and Deeds
“I told you never to call me when I’m on trial.”
- Words and Deeds
Tritter: “Merry Christmas.”
House: “Happy go to hell.”
- Merry Little Christmas
“I thought I’d get your theories, mock them, then embrace my own. The usual.”
- Merry Little Christmas
“Can we forget my vices and get back to my virtues.”
- Merry Little Christmas
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