House Loves Soaps? *gasp and shock*
The other day, Ausiello made a statement that had all House fans in shock.
Sex and the City studmuffin Jason Lewis has signed on to guest-star in a pivotal post-strike episode of House that will reveal a shocking secret about Doc Crotchety: He’s a closeted soap fan!
Wow! Gasp - shock - Dr. House likes soap operas?!?! Holy moly! Since when?
Apparently Ausiello realized shortly afterwards that he had made a mistake and instead then posted this:
Sex and the City studmuffin Jason Lewis has signed on to guest-star in a pivotal post-strike episode of House that will reaffirm Doc Crotchety’s obsession with dayime television.
According to my candy-striped Princeton Plainsboro mole, House suspects that his favorite soap star (Lewis) may unknowingly be sick when he starts exhibiting strange symptoms on the air. Not one to wait around for the mystery ailment to cure itself, House takes matters into his own hands. I’ve got $100 that says he barges onto the set and causes a scene, prompting Cuddy to channel her inner Linda Blair.
Any takers?
Well ya know Ausiello, since you’re always right, and an obvious House fan, I think I’ll take that bet!
But, on the other hand, Jason Lewis - HOOOTTTTTT!!
Thanks to Anzelique for the reminder to post this hilarious story!


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